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- dream sequences
- accordion music
- joke after the credits
- a penguin representing the death
- Vertical Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA
- phone jumping when it rings
- A film about "The meaning of life", "Circle of life" or "Sitting in front of a computer in a office is the worst thing that can happen in your life"
- photo realistic rendered images
- power cable out of plasticine
- Using your own voice as a narrator
- long takes of clouds, sky, rain or statues
- POV (except for pornos)
- http://vimeo.com/61192855
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI (except in Jadwigas films)
- moths and flies flying around a light bulb and butterflies doing anything
- take of a clock showing 08:15
- film about your own grandmother
- film title including the word "Monster"
- film title starting with "Memories of"
- establishing shot
- credit/film < 1/6
- god-rays
- beauty is enough
- use filenames to manage your project
- a woman who changes her mind because of her feelings for a baby or child
- ugly text plates
- arial narrow, comic sans and papyrus (one exception: if you "weaponize" them)
- disappointment sigh and slouch
- lists of outdated no-gos (vertical videos are much more compatible with insta & co, than landscape...consumer has spoken!)
- Do not zoom into an eye - just never do it - ever
